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  1. Jack Ross

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    The average adult today has probably seen more naked women than all Roman emperors combined.
     
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    isn't it weird to think that people are 50% legs
     
  3. Jack Ross

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    The most unrealistic things about SpongeBob is that he works a minimum wage job and has a house.
     
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    That's gotta be because they simply didn't have access to the internet right?
     
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    When you need to hold a pee in your brain is telling you that you need to pee and not to pee at the exact same time :fearscream:
     
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  6. Carson O'Kane

    Carson O'Kane Senior State Prosecutor, Fishers Island NY
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    Can you die in a living room? Has anyone ever died in a living room? It would be the most ironic death to have. If somebody dies in a living room, is it still a living room?
     
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    Fun fact you know small amounts of alcohol is good for you
     
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    Why do noses run, but feet smell?
     
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    helpful tip: if you route your car exhaust to a closed room it'll heat it up for very cheap!
     
  11. Dave McKenzie

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    Fun fact: After drinking beer you dont remember thing you have done
     
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    Oh and you could possibly end up in jail
     
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    Somebody at Google one day was just like, "yea, lets have someone drive down every road on Earth".
     
  14. Jack Ross

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    If her outfit was supposed to disappear at midnight, why did her shoe not go away too? Also if Cinderella's shoes fit perfectly to her feet, why did one fall off in the first place?
     
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  16. Jack Ross

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    Wind Turbines are the complete opposite of a fan
     
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    Would Jesus Christ say "oh my God" or "oh my dad"?
     
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    2 teeth = 1 tooth. 2 geese = 1 goose. therefore 2 sheep = 1 shoop
     
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  19. Jack Ross

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    If you have no friends, you are always the funniest, smartest, etc..
     
  20. Dave McKenzie

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    When you are at the airport screaming loud words no-one understands the chance of you being shot is very high
     
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